whateverstop:

I love you I love you I love you

laughingsquid:

‘Let It Go’ From the Disney Animated Film ‘Frozen’ Warped by Google Translate Into Silly Mess

okay so i did the poem thing and this is it. Note some words couldn’t be translated so it looks kind of odd but whatever.

ORIGINAL: Will you still love me when its three in the morning and I’m crying so hard I can’t breathe?

Will you still love me when I coat pillows in mascara and eyeliner?

Will you still love me when I shut you out and won’t explain to you why because I don’t want to bring you down?

Will you still love me when I can’t handle being strong so I find relief in razors instead of your arms?

SEVERAL LANGUAGES LATER:

Morning, and since there are three kinds of love, there is no breathing, no, I’m not crying. Really, you can stop and start the brush I love you, I do not know, and I want for you. I love the weight-shaving, but you may find yourself on your hands.

ORIGINAL:My pajamas smell like you. I love

the way bodies can move together

in curves like seaweed pushed and

pulled by water currents. I love

when hands move as if they’ve

never had the pleasure of feeling

skin. Sometimes there are things

more sexy than having sex.

AFTER LANGUAGE MESS UP:Hear my rakanaie. Love

Business

However, you sleep “, to emphasize

I go with the flow. Love

I have two

I listen to talk

Website. Sometimes, some of the work

Sexual desire.

ORIGINAL:I wanted to be naked in front of you, not just stripped of my clothes but I wanted to be bare without the eye make-up the blush or the bronzer. I wanted to take off the crystal earing and get rif of the expensive boots. I wanted the dress to be off and the tights to be ripped. I wanted to have nothing on except skin. I wanted to get rid of it all. Not just the fabric but the past and the regrets and the mistakes that cling to me like newborn babies cling to their mother. I wanted to be separated from it all and to be reborn in front of your eyes.

They always say being naked makes you lose your dignity and ruin your reputation, but the contours of my body and the past I hide inside of my hollow bones tells a different story. I am a woman with all my actions and thoughts. I am a woman with my clothes on and I am a woman without. Bareness does not define me I am the same person. I am not torn, I am still whole

LANGUAGE:I lost my clothes, naked Hainiimosomko Laaifor Bronco. My shoes, as it is clearly in my ear. Some Iotrmhor. He did not get rid of it. If you do, and for the stranger who wear socks to embrace the art of children, in the past, clinging to Hrtototoiot. Women Sliohmhsbot mine. For women and girls. What is certain, it can not free the, naked, and in the same.

ORIGINAL:Their love was strong but the timing was wrong and love decided they didn’t belong

YOU KNOW:On the other hand, the energy and the love of my life.

(Source: kushandwizdom)

eunnieboo:

yeah

im literally doing exactly that right now well… kind of as you can see im on tumblr but whatever i am a professional procrastinator 

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year-of-equius:

padalickingood:

wingedflow:

sunwukong-stoaway:

legion-of-mercs:

rwbybraunoc:

askneptunia-friends:

shslpatriot:

princess-tetsuya:

1229yaoigrl:

Dang it!! I got slice of life. -_-

i gOT YAOI

Ecchi

Hentai… Oh god…

I got hentai too…….

NO NO NO… why did I have to get yaoi…

…I find this hilarious. Because I remember the “What role you will be in anime” post is ALSO based on your month of birth. 
So yeah, I’m going to be a Yandere boy in a Yaoi anime. As will everyone else in June. 
Funnier still is that all the Main Characters are in… Hentai. 

Got yaoi 
Sam, Kim, Aib, maybe katherine you all know what to do

Supernatural! very fitting i’d say

#bRI#ECCHI
something about the fact that you tagged this for me and my result and didn’t put your own makes me laugh

FUCK! I got yuri i wish i was born in june

year-of-equius:

padalickingood:

wingedflow:

sunwukong-stoaway:

legion-of-mercs:

rwbybraunoc:

askneptunia-friends:

shslpatriot:

princess-tetsuya:

1229yaoigrl:

Dang it!! I got slice of life. -_-

i gOT YAOI

Ecchi

Hentai… Oh god…

I got hentai too…….

NO NO NO… why did I have to get yaoi…

…I find this hilarious. Because I remember the “What role you will be in anime” post is ALSO based on your month of birth. 

So yeah, I’m going to be a Yandere boy in a Yaoi anime. As will everyone else in June. 

Funnier still is that all the Main Characters are in… Hentai. 

Got yaoi 

Sam, Kim, Aib, maybe katherine you all know what to do

Supernatural! very fitting i’d say

something about the fact that you tagged this for me and my result and didn’t put your own makes me laugh

FUCK! I got yuri i wish i was born in june

kankri-is-triggered:

modmad:

there’s literally no way to redeem these two

but I figured that some of the people who were responsible for them might as well get paid a visit

YES YES YES. Someone finally makes a comic with these two wonderful characters that shows the POINT of the videos!!!

i just got this shirt online and i’m super excited to get it

i just got this shirt online and i’m super excited to get it

amischiefofmice:

a-a-n-d:

blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened



coming attractions!

amischiefofmice:

a-a-n-d:

blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

coming attractions!

(Source: fucknoalmosteverything)

32chainz:

my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash

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